Summarizing every episode of 24. Ever.

Ah! There's a problem!
Jack* can't help for some reason
He solves it. Ok next?

*Welcome back, Bauer.

Brak Presents the Brak Show Starring Brak

Proto-Adult Swim:

a spin-off of a rip-off,

but it's so funny.

Haiku Movie Review: The Duchess

Ralph Fiennes plays a jerk,

Kiera needs a sandwich.

As sad as real life.

Haiku Movie Review: Children of Dune

True to the book, but

poor production values, but

topless McAvoy:

Adios, Heroes

Dear Heroes, be gone!
Your writers are not heroes.
Plot not saved. Am bored.

Acting not super.
Petrellis can go extinct.
Eclipse - in my heart!