Generally Speaking

No new shows lately,

so this is about bacon.

How good?  Good.  Oh yeah.

The Palin Turkey Video

Gobble gobble WHAT!
Palin in oblivion
We are so lucky

Turkey not so much
No last meal, only last moron
Eh, he's lucky too

And the video link because I don't know how to embed.

Every heroes episode

Siler is so hot
Petrellis be all crazy
Ando loves Hero

SVU - the worst episode ever?

(I may from time to time have multiple layers of haikus when a show is especially heinous. This week's SVU fits the bill.)

dead whore starts the chase
exotic animal ring!
stabler goes all rogue

his wife! she is pissed
animal man angry - BANG
stabler lives. wife loves.

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

these people are nuts
mean, racist, faux cancer-ers
gimme gimme more

Lost Season 4 Finale

Freighter exploded.

Oceanic six escaped.

Island disappeared.

  -by EmBurk

Life on Mars

Feeling Oedipal

playing B-Ball with your dad?

Also Lost preview!

Grey's Anatomy

Stupid damn interns.

Denny toys with emotions.

Bailey is tired.

Twin Peaks

Twin Peaks: I watch it.

David melts my eager brain

in nineteen ninety.

Heroes

This show really sucks
And yet I watch it each week
So here's some haikus

From my Haikuriffic friend Luke:
A. Petrelli sucks.
I thought we already saved
the damn cheerleader.


And moi:
All Petrellis blow!
There's too damn many of them
It's all from incest

SVU

babies with babies
GILF to cool girl, kill yourself!
hijinks, hatred - fin

TV Haikus...for you!

COLD CASE

Finding Philly's worst
For crimes once upon a time
Arrest made, hooray!

crime, so long ago
someone died, let's solve it now!
flashback, flashback done