Friday, December 19, 2008

I haven't watched Heroes yet

Skipped Heroes this week
Freres Petrelli - are you dead?
ADD kbai

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Greatest Show of All Time (see comments for commentary)

I dreamt a show called
"Dr. D. Dog, Detective"
it was amazing.

Monday, December 8, 2008

It's Monday again and I don't want to watch Heroes

Week after week, the same
Unwant to watch "super" friends
But Siler...dammit!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

EmBurk on bread - WANT FOOD

smelly, bubbly, dough
grows in a box in the fridge
bakes crispy and soft

Other short, structured poetical forms

There once was a blog, by Emfred and me,
Where we make Haiku 'bout the shows that we see.
But this is a limerick
(which is also a gimmick)
that lets me show my disdain for TV.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Frasier

Frasier, your witty talk
Makes me feel smart and not so
But better than Cheers.

The Hills, by Roland

Spencer and Heidi
Married, no Hills special
What will Lauren do?

An ode to 'Mad Men' from a colleague

I so miss Mad Men
I embrace their emptiness
it's where the truth lies

Caught the tail end of 'Houseguest'

Why am I watching?
Phil Hartman, gone. Sinbad weird.
But she's a BRICK HOUSE!

I don't want to watch Heroes

Caught the first parter
Writers need some powers fast!
Tonight? U G H

New Abilities in the Dictionary

New Heroes tonight,
I guess I should watch it. Meh.
That's a real word now.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Generally Speaking

No new shows lately,
so this is about bacon.
How good?  Good.  Oh yeah.

Friday, November 21, 2008

The Palin Turkey Video

Gobble gobble WHAT!
Palin in oblivion
We are so lucky

Turkey not so much
No last meal, only last moron
Eh, he's lucky too

And the video link because I don't know how to embed.

Every heroes episode

Siler is so hot
Petrellis be all crazy
Ando loves Hero

SVU - the worst episode ever?


(I may from time to time have multiple layers of haikus when a show is especially heinous. This week's SVU fits the bill.)

dead whore starts the chase
exotic animal ring!
stabler goes all rogue

his wife! she is pissed
animal man angry - BANG
stabler lives. wife loves.

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

these people are nuts
mean, racist, faux cancer-ers
gimme gimme more

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Lost Season 4 Finale

Freighter exploded.
Oceanic six escaped.
Island disappeared.

  -by EmBurk

Life on Mars

Feeling Oedipal
playing B-Ball with your dad?
Also Lost preview!


Grey's Anatomy

Stupid damn interns.
Denny toys with emotions.
Bailey is tired.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Twin Peaks




Twin Peaks: I watch it.
David melts my eager brain
in nineteen ninety.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Heroes


This show really sucks
And yet I watch it each week
So here's some haikus

From my Haikuriffic friend Luke:
A. Petrelli sucks.
I thought we already saved
the damn cheerleader.


And moi:
All Petrellis blow!
There's too damn many of them
It's all from incest

Thursday, November 13, 2008

SVU



babies with babies
GILF to cool girl, kill yourself!
hijinks, hatred - fin

TV Haikus...for you!




COLD CASE

Finding Philly's worst
For crimes once upon a time
Arrest made, hooray!

crime, so long ago
someone died, let's solve it now!
flashback, flashback done