Summarizing every episode of 24. Ever.

Ah! There's a problem!
Jack* can't help for some reason
He solves it. Ok next?

*Welcome back, Bauer.

Brak Presents the Brak Show Starring Brak

Proto-Adult Swim:

a spin-off of a rip-off,

but it's so funny.

Haiku Movie Review: The Duchess

Ralph Fiennes plays a jerk,

Kiera needs a sandwich.

As sad as real life.

Haiku Movie Review: Children of Dune

True to the book, but

poor production values, but

topless McAvoy:

Adios, Heroes

Dear Heroes, be gone!
Your writers are not heroes.
Plot not saved. Am bored.

Acting not super.
Petrellis can go extinct.
Eclipse - in my heart!

I haven't watched Heroes yet

Skipped Heroes this week
Freres Petrelli - are you dead?
ADD kbai

The Greatest Show of All Time (see comments for commentary)

I dreamt a show called

"Dr. D. Dog, Detective"

it was amazing.

It's Monday again and I don't want to watch Heroes

Week after week, the same
Unwant to watch "super" friends
But Siler...dammit!

EmBurk on bread - WANT FOOD

smelly, bubbly, dough
grows in a box in the fridge
bakes crispy and soft

Other short, structured poetical forms

There once was a blog, by Emfred and me,

Where we make Haiku 'bout the shows that we see.

But this is a limerick

(which is also a gimmick)

that lets me show my disdain for TV.

Frasier

Frasier, your witty talk
Makes me feel smart and not so
But better than Cheers.

The Hills, by Roland

Spencer and Heidi
Married, no Hills special
What will Lauren do?

An ode to 'Mad Men' from a colleague

I so miss Mad Men
I embrace their emptiness
it's where the truth lies

Caught the tail end of 'Houseguest'

Why am I watching?
Phil Hartman, gone. Sinbad weird.
But she's a BRICK HOUSE!

I don't want to watch Heroes

Caught the first parter
Writers need some powers fast!
Tonight? U G H

New Abilities in the Dictionary

New Heroes tonight,
I guess I should watch it. Meh.
That's a real word now.

Generally Speaking

No new shows lately,

so this is about bacon.

How good?  Good.  Oh yeah.

The Palin Turkey Video

Gobble gobble WHAT!
Palin in oblivion
We are so lucky

Turkey not so much
No last meal, only last moron
Eh, he's lucky too

And the video link because I don't know how to embed.

Every heroes episode

Siler is so hot
Petrellis be all crazy
Ando loves Hero

SVU - the worst episode ever?

(I may from time to time have multiple layers of haikus when a show is especially heinous. This week's SVU fits the bill.)

dead whore starts the chase
exotic animal ring!
stabler goes all rogue

his wife! she is pissed
animal man angry - BANG
stabler lives. wife loves.