Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Summarizing every episode of 24. Ever.

Ah! There's a problem!
Jack* can't help for some reason
He solves it. Ok next?

*Welcome back, Bauer.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Brak Presents the Brak Show Starring Brak

Proto-Adult Swim:
a spin-off of a rip-off,
but it's so funny.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Haiku Movie Review: The Duchess

Ralph Fiennes plays a jerk,
Kiera needs a sandwich.
As sad as real life.

Haiku Movie Review: Children of Dune

True to the book, but
poor production values, but
topless McAvoy:




Sunday, January 4, 2009

Adios, Heroes





Dear Heroes, be gone!
Your writers are not heroes.
Plot not saved. Am bored.

Acting not super.
Petrellis can go extinct.
Eclipse - in my heart!

Friday, December 19, 2008

I haven't watched Heroes yet

Skipped Heroes this week
Freres Petrelli - are you dead?
ADD kbai

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Greatest Show of All Time (see comments for commentary)

I dreamt a show called
"Dr. D. Dog, Detective"
it was amazing.